Things I learned this Week

1) Just because you have scissors, doesn't mean you should cut your own hair.
2) It is hilarious and draws a crowd when your friend evens it up for you outside of Starbucks (with the scissors she carries in her purse)
3) I am asking for trouble while doing dishes when I let my toddler wander through the house unsupervised.
4) A WHOLE big box of Baking Soda will fit down the air vent even when the contents were emptied out (in said vent) before the box went.
4.5) It takes a Shop Vac to get it all out.
5) A toddler will throw anything that is on the floor away, even if it's a shirt or stuffed animal.
6) Using a public restroom is an adventure, especially when you have an elderly lady telling you to hurry up outside the door of the one-stalled lav.
7) A whirlpool tub counts as a POOL to your 21 mo. old
8) Money goes FAST.