Make sure you...

This Friday installment of "Make Sure you..." is brought to you by Spectracide.
Spectracide is the maker of some fine lawn and garden necessities such as Wasp and Hornet killer and Prune and Seal spray.

Make sure you know notice the packaging differences of these two items before you go to use them. Otherwise, you will end up spraying a wasps nest with Prune and Seal, which will just make them ticked off and incidentally, waterproof. When the ticked off wasp comes charging at you, you will turn just so. When you turn just so, the Prune and Seal spray will catch the wind just right and leave your arm speckled with black Prune and Sealing spray. Incidentally, making your already waterproof arm, more waterproof and also stained.

Sorry there are no pictures. It's pretty near impossible to photograph your own right arm. However, no doubt you will see it live and in person on Sunday. That is, if I should be wearing anything other than a long sleeved shirt and one glove.