Quote of the Week...

Tom: "Hey! What's up with your shirt?"

Me: "Well it's new. What do you mean, "up with it"?"

Tom: "I mean, does it need to go up or down? It looks funny."

Me: "It hides my love handles, so I really like it."

T (taking a break from looking at his toy magazine): "Mommy, I love your handles!"

Laughter erupts!

Tom: "Ahem... but seriously... Honey, they're {handles} shrinking."